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You forgot the golf argument they had towards the end
Trump is the only guy who would bury his ex-wife on his own golf course just so that he could continue to cheat on her.
Things I didn’t expect to read in Bloomberg Tax
trust me i wish i could forget
What's weird is part of me just wishes they'd just settle it in a golf match. 1 month practice, PGA rules. I don't even like golf.
Biden challenged trump to a game, but only if trump carries his own clubs.
🤣🤣🤣
We all know that will never happen.
"You can't even Carey your own Golf bag" is also is also such a rich guy insult. Imagine someoene in the street throwing that insult at your head.
I literally had to turn it off. What was this golf argument?
Here's a transcript:
[While talking about the Intelligence Tests he did]
TRUMP: [...] He can’t hit a ball 50 yards. He challenged me to a golf match. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards. [...]
BASH(Moderator): Thank you.
President Biden?
BIDEN: You’re going to see he’s six-foot-five and only 225 pounds – or 235 pounds.
TRUMP: (inaudible).
BIDEN: Well, you said six-four, 200.
TRUMP: (inaudible).
BIDEN: Well, anyway, that’s – anyway, just take a look at what he says he is and take a look at what he is.
Look, I’d be happy to have a driving contest with him. I got my handicap, which, when I was vice president, down to a 6.
And by the way, I told you before I’m happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?
TRUMP: That’s the biggest lie that he’s a 6 handicap, of all.
BIDEN: I was 8 handicap.
TRUMP: Yeah.
BIDEN: Eight, but I have – you know how many…
TRUMP: I’ve seen your swing, I know your swing.
(CROSSTALK)
BASH: President Trump, we’re going to…
(CROSSTALK)
TRUMP: Let’s not act like children.
BIDEN: You are a child.
I thought that was very funny. This and all the other Senates arent about facts or informing the viewer. It's just two people bragging and insulting each other. Like a rap battle
Trump: want to play golf?
Biden: fuck you you short mother fucker. Do you even lift? Child.
Trump just said Biden sucks at golf, then Biden gave an incoherent response.
Oh man, I wish his response was "Of course I'm bad at golf. I've been too busy leading a country to have time practicing my hand at golfing."
I'm not really a golf person, but from passing knowledge, he said his handicap was +8 IIRC. I think that means that on an average course, he'd typically hit 8 strokes above par.
Trump seemed incredulous of his claim, so I'm guessing that means Trump has a higher handicap?