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Weak one. Let's ideate on a better version
STOP DOING DOCKER
Virtualization was supposed to reduce the overhead, not create entire DevOps departments.
Years of containerization yet no real use over
make clean; make build
Wanted to deploy your app in the "cloud" anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for it, it's called
rsync
Let's run a virtual container in
--privileged
mode, so we can manage system resources from it -- Statements dreamt up by utterly DerangedLook at what tech interviews have been demanding your Respect for all these years. (These are real documentation examples for how a simple virtualization supposedly works)
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Hello, I would like to put 20 Terabytes of "images" into my
/var/lib/
, please!They played us for absolute fools!
The owner of the site does not allow hotlinking to the resource.
And who's gonna stop us?
Cloudflare, apparently
And I feel like this is going to be my new
Find My IP
service.