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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Based on dress, I'd say:

Alpha: Private Equity Trader, Financier
Beta: Athlete, Footballer
Delta: Mechanic, Plumber
Gamma: Poet, Musician
Omega: Technician, coder
Sigma: Hitman, Organized Crime Goon

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Alpha: C Suite exec, pays for male prostitutes

Beta: Athlete "it's just hazing bro" rapist

Delta: Everyman Thespian, sleeps his way to the lead role

Gamma: Barista, gets raped by the Beta

Omega: IT guy for Alphas company, knows where all the bodies are hidden

Sigma: Backstreet fuckBoy

[–] Gaywallet@beehaw.org 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can we try to not joke about rape? Thanks 💜

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 4 months ago

I can try...I'm not always successful...but I can try.