[a screenshot of a Facebook post from the Washingtron County Sheriff's Office, which reads, "INFORMATION NEEDED: For several nights now, women in dinosaur costumes have been harassing motorists in downtown Hagerstown." The post includes several security camera photos of the women in question. Above the screenshot, an added caption from another user reads, "god forbid women have hobbies".]
Honestly, with the dumbshit cycling/pedestrian infrastructure in the US, the zebra crossing to nowhere is a thing that I have actually seen before.