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Always try sudo (programming.dev)

submitted 4 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] oo1@lemmings.world 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah, he reimplemented it in Java to get garbage collection. The Alzheimer's is cured but he takes ten minutes to pour a glass of water.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

👏🤝