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drop your childhood stories:
>be me, age 12
>hate showering more than anything
>it feels gross and i hate getting wet
>my mom starts telling me that if i don't shower every day then i can't eat dinner
>i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan
>let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom
>quickly wet my hair with sink
>mom buys it, i get dindin
>after a month she gets suspicious
>realize i have to step up my game
>now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap
>also run my hair under the shower so it's dripping wet and not just moist
>she asks why i haven't asked her to buy shampoo yet
>come up with final version of my genius plan
>i'll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo
>then i'll rinse off in the sink
>all while the shower runs

i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode

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[โ€“] qevlarr@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"dinner is ready in two minutes"

Two minutes later, dinner ready

"but I just started a new game!"

๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

"Why did you do that when you knew dinner was going to be ready in two minutes?"

"dunno"

:/

[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev -1 points 10 months ago

โ€œbut I just started a new game!โ€

Too bad, you either quit that game right now or no videogame/computer for you for the next 2 days.