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Seriously how many times does this have to happen (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by carrylex@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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One does not commit or compile credentials

Context:

This meme was brought to you by the PyPI Director of Infrastructure who accidentally hardcoded credentials - which could have resulted in compromissing the entire core Python ecosystem.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

don't commit credentials; split them up and place each part in a different place in the code and use code comments as a treasure map and make them work for it.

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 20 points 3 months ago

Ah, the horcrux technique.