this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 89 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 72 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I've seen ironing boards with bigger tits

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I bet she only fucks in missionary position. Why not reverse cowgirl?

!Because you never turn your back on family!<

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 5 months ago

Oooh, burn! (but not as bad as the STD ๐Ÿ˜œ)