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He will weep. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I am pretty sure I can beat Jordan Pattersons ass.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jordan Pattersons

I'm enjoying the thought that some random Patterson is out there summoned to this challenge, answering the call ready to beat the pants off you, with no reason other than "he challenged, I accepted"

[–] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That was a thing once. Don't remember which name it was, but they made a group with many people sharing the name, set a time and place for the fight, then got together there. A kid won.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Josh fight

[–] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

That's the one. Quite wholesome.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I could make him cry.

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 3 points 4 months ago

Start saying: Neener neener neener and he will start tearing up.