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Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers (www.rollingstone.com)

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[–] Mishmash2000@lemmy.nz 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That explains why it took Trump so long to reach out to the deceased's family to offer his condolences, he was too busy brainstorming ways to cash out on the tragedy?! Disgusting!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And still all he came up with was the same ol' shoe scam all over again.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Should've gone with the Holy Bullet-deviating Bible, IMHO.

[–] loam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

He will probably try to make it up to the family by giving them the extra valuable 'manufacture defect' shoes. Non-autographed, but more rare!

[–] Kerred@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That sounds like too much effort in his part. I feel like it's more like Krusty the Clown, where he was shown three images, pointed to one, and everyone else did all the work as fast and cheap as possible.