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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Wait! Isn't sobriety unamerican...going off what I have observed.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

It certainly is at a sports event

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

And lets be clear, its ANY sports event. My 2nd grade catholic school soccer games were just an excuse for the parents, coaches included, to get plastered. The church probably pulled in more money at the concession stand than at the donation plate.

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