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I dunno, friend. I always wanted to be that nerd-ass motherfucker Donatello just out there "doing machines".
Sure, but when I was 6 years old, I knew two things: Pizza is awesome and Cowabunga!!!
I get it. I could have been your pizza loving, machine doing friend at 6. We just needed a fun and sarcastic friend and a bossy piece of shit to hang out with!
My cousin was in love with Donatello… he had a “lab” in his basement. I ended up being more of a Donatello-type myself in the real world. Never understood the mainstream appeal of Raphael, but we’re all brothers. Heroes in a half shell.