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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn't even know he was sick

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He was another victim of the housing crisis. He picked up a wicked virus after a few years of living on a van down by the river, and he just never recovered. RIP in peace.