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[–] USNWoodwork@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Welp this did it. I'm going to need you to go turn in your Arab card down at the Department of Arabic and Islamic Civilizations. Otherwise we're gonna have to send Akbar and Ahmed over.