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When sleeping, door open or closed? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Agr8lemon@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Do, you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed and why?

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[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 137 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Closed, to keep the monsters out.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Closed and LOCKED. What if the monsters can open doors?

[–] MisterMcBolt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Closed, locked, and BLOCKED. What if monsters can pick locks?

[–] httpjames@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Closed, locked, blocked and ARMED. what if the monsters have telekinesis to lift the blockade?

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Wouldn’t they just use telekinesis to disarm you?

[–] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Implying the monster doesnt have a portal under your bed already

[–] Vcio@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hear behind door 2 is set, 3 is bidding...

[–] CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

If LPL is the monster, no door will stop him

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do keep mine licked because my cat (who may or may not be a monster) will open the door if I don't.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess you have to be a cat person to understand licking doors.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 5 points 1 year ago

I'm keeping the typo. It's better that way.

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You need to remember that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

[–] ryn@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what if the monsters are ghosts

[–] MrBusinessII@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ghosts have to stay out if the door is closed, it's the law.

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Can’t argue with ghostlaw.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I refuse to acknowledge the possibility of ghosts! All monsters must have a physical form!

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can use the luigi board

[–] WaitingForNextYear@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Hey Mario, itsa ghost!

[–] InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Closed, to keep the monsters in…

[–] amenotef@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What if they are already in and now they can't escape!