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Anon tries to connect with a coworker
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Hit her with the facts - the Chinese invented fake orange juice in the Tang dynasty and so that’s your fave.
Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That's something
Get a load of this guy. Thinks the Wing dynasty who invented fried chicken wasn't the best.
All chumps. The Ping dynasty invented the internet.
Well, you were all using jokes from the Zing dynasty, so that is the clear winner
Don't forget the Bong dynasty where everyone was high as fuck.
Bong dynasty invented the gravity bong for cultural reasons