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The mandatory Midwestern diet of exclusively honey ham and corn is not conducive to aging gracefully.
hey now, you forgot the third food group, cream cheese
If you store the cream cheese within viewing distance of salt and pepper, it basically counts as guacamole.
pepper? too spicy
In that case, you can substitute ketchup.
Fun fact: "ketchup" is the Midwestern word for "salsa"
Thought that was "ranch "