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[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago (20 children)

The mandatory Midwestern diet of exclusively honey ham and corn is not conducive to aging gracefully.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (16 children)

hey now, you forgot the third food group, cream cheese

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If you store the cream cheese within viewing distance of salt and pepper, it basically counts as guacamole.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In that case, you can substitute ketchup.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: "ketchup" is the Midwestern word for "salsa"

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Thought that was "ranch "

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