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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] cheddar@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

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