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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] cheddar@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[-] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

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