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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Careful where you step, there's shit on the floor!

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml -4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Are you a recruited? JavaScript is not Java.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

And horseshit is not dogshit.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.

[–] xep@fedia.io 21 points 10 months ago

Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

"Will horrors never cease?!"

[–] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Imagine trying to find shoes that don't look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

He built like a kingdom hearts character

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. That's bad enough.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My brother in ~~arms~~ feet.

The struggle is real.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

This person will never wear Adidas shoes.

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 6 points 10 months ago

Which starship is this on?

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

It's too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 10 months ago

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.