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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

The dude had his shit on WALMART shelves. He literally could've just coasted for the rest of his life and make a crazy amount of money on those shitty pillows. He had to work harder to crash this thing than he would've to just maintain the cash cow. Moron.