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Discreetly insulting both Australia and Pluto in one sentence! Absolutely love this; will share it with all my Australia and Plutonian friends! If Earth gets attacked, it's not my fault, but yours :'P
If Australia attacks Earth you’ll know you’ve been attacked.
Australians can’t attack Earth, they’d fall right up into the sky without some reverse-reverse-gravity system.
Discreetly insulting both Australia and Pluto in one sentence! Absolutely love this; will share it with all my Australia and Plutonian friends! If Earth gets attacked, it's not my fault, but yours :'P
If Australia attacks Earth you’ll know you’ve been attacked.
Australians can’t attack Earth, they’d fall right up into the sky without some reverse-reverse-gravity system.