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Over 2,300 pounds of meth found hidden in celery at Georgia farmers market (www.nbcnews.com)

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“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They didn't throw out the meth though right?

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The 1500 lb of meth? No they didn't throw that away.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That seizure of 980lb of meth is surely a county record, and was promptly moved to a secure location.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah we loaded all 530lbs of meth into evidence already Danny.