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[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unfortunately, they haven't had my favorite pinot noir there for the past 55 years.

Edit: Is joke. Lyrics to Hotel California: "So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine.' He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.'"

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Mad Dog 40/40 is real similar

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I edited my comment for clarification purposes.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The bar on that place sucks, they think wine is a spirit and that champagne isn't wine

[-] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

yes they have. I've been there recently

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Also, how does the other commenter know which Pinot Noir is your favorite? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜„

[-] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What a useless superpower ๐Ÿ˜„

Unless you're a vintner or something like that, of course ๐Ÿ˜

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I had edited my comment. It originally said 7-11 doesn't sell wine (at all), but I realized the lyrics needed more specificity for the joke to hit harder.

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