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Anon gets banned from Walmart
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this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
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Oof. There's fucking up, and then there's getting banned from Wal-Mart. The only lower position is getting banned from the dollar store.
In order to be banned from a dollar store, the one employee working there would have to Home Alone the place to keep you out
Hey now. There's SOMETIMES a second employee!
Well, they have to hand over the single key to the store at some point from one employee to their successor when they retire.