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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In order to be banned from a dollar store, the one employee working there would have to Home Alone the place to keep you out

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey now. There's SOMETIMES a second employee!

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Well, they have to hand over the single key to the store at some point from one employee to their successor when they retire.