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5 Reasons Why Bill Skarsgard's The Crow Remake Bombed At The Box Office
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It wasn't "very bad".
It just wasn't very good.
-The Guardian
I have no idea; I haven't seen it. But the initial reports aren't great.
I have seen it, and can tell you this review is sensationalized for views.
It's not remotely that bad. In fact I'd say it's the opposite of incoherently plotted. The plot is overly coherent. I think it would benefit from some more ambiguity and mystery.
And it's not at all sloppily made. The cinematography, set design, and general production, are easily average. Even quite good at times.
The story is it's biggest weakness. It's not an adaptation. It's more like "Inspired By". And none of the story changes improve anything. Some hurt things quite a bit.
I would have liked this movie more if they had dug Brandon Lee up out of his grave and rigged him up with animatronics and used AI to recreate his voice.
I say that to say do you have any idea how little I would like a movie if they dug Brandon Lee up out of the grave and rigged him up with animatronics and used AI to recreate his voice?
That's how little I like even the very concept of a continuation or sequel or reboot of this franchise.
Jason Lee?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck! I meant Brandon Lee. Thank you
Lol now I want to see the crow remade with Jason Lee, thank you.
The Crow certainly isn't for everyone.
Bro I think you have either exceptionally bad taste, or an almost inhuman tolerance for the putrescent. Probably both actually.
Dude I think you have exceptionally binary taste, or unrealistic expectations for most works of art. Almost certainly both actually.
I'd recommend you watch the The Room (2003), to re-calibrate your perception of how bad a movie can be.