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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 157 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This dude would have started up Quake and then never quit because the quit screen would basically call you a pussy for leaving.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago

I'm still stuck in Doom.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I can't quit Alpha Centauri because "Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you"

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

So plaintively. Got me every time. I guess I could stay for a few more Winamp songs...