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by
tanisnikana@lemmy.world
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c/mtf@lemmy.blahaj.zone
FAQ:
- Why do you feel like crap?
- Brain chemicals plus time, multiplied by the dysphoria co-efficient.
- You'd pass better if you just dressed like people.
- Look, if I'm not dressed like I'm gonna run up the side of a skyscraper, holding a technosword, during a rainy night, in order to kill a god, is life really worth living?
2a. Just wear a brand somewhere.
- Nope. Earth symbols and brands and such aren't diegetic to how I want to present myself. I specifically want to look like I don't belong.
2b. That makes you stand out.
- Fine. As long as I'm read as a girl who's not from here.
- Why'd you climb halfway up Mount Hood?
- Arch-nemesis at the top. Called him and asked me to meet halfway up for a thrilling sword fight cause I'm lazy and it's a compromise. (Seriously though, it was a hike with my wife and I was bitching bilingually going both up and down and it was very difficult to even make it that far.)
- Can you play banjo?
- Nope. I tried though, but the hand doing the strumming is the one that took the most damage from two strokes. Can't even keep a rhythm.
- Your shoes aren't matching sometimes.
- OH SHIT THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT
- Kids these days don't even know what Final Fantasy is, really.
- Don't care, it was super formative to my heart and I'm almost 40.
Do you! You look awesome! Anyone who can't accept it can go piss up a rope