Materialism is when you buy things, the more things you buy the more materialist you are. When you buy a whola lot of things you're a dialectical materialist.

[–] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

and how do you become a historical materialist?

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By buying a whola lot of old stuff.

[–] 201dberg@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is when Pawn Stars.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

chumlee developing historical materialist theory every single day fr

[–] QueerCommie@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Having bought a lot of stuff in the past.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dance to Kylie with the appropriate moves.

[–] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmfao who's kylie?

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Kylie Madonna (I'm doubling down): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Collecting stamps

[–] Iceman@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep the recites

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, you need to be able to recite everything you've ever bought and exactly when

[–] Iceman@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I'm also crazy for going thru my comrades recite collections.