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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago

Hear me out: a metal 1990s Lara Croft uniboob. Hits are no longer directed to the sternum.

If that isn't credible enough for you, make the uniboob bigger, redirecting force outward, away from the chest.

If that isn't credible enough for you, a massive uniboob containing a tiny gnome sorcerer able to slay at range. Basically a lil green skinned tiddy tank.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ok, so the issue with that is it will direct arrow and crossbow bolts upwards towards the neck and face, so you will need to add an angled gorget with a lip to redirect the bolts/arrows.

This was an actual armor design for a while, but it is not as pronounced as you would imagine.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

where does the gnome go?

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Is this a meme that I am unfamiliar with?

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

If that isn't credible enough for you, a massive uniboob containing a tiny gnome sorcerer able to slay at range. Basically a lil green skinned tiddy tank.

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