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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant (thehardtimes.net)

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Until this moment I completely forgot about those things

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Gotta have your daily nutritional amount of bromine!