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Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’ (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 11 points 3 months ago

Do you mind elaborating a bit there? I mean I know people say birds are just government surveillance drones, but even if that were true you'd have "birds" too for the cats to kill in excess.

I don't get the cars thing either. Like I know us Americans are absolute assholes in every single respect, but I'd be hard pressed to find someone who actively aims to run over cats. How is that different elsewhere?