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Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’ (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a really good reason not to let an animal you care about roam town on their own..

But what do I know.

(Kitty convict project represent!)

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Never-outdoor cats live 4 times as long and aren't absolute killing machines for songbirds the entire time.

If you hate mosquitoes, get your friends to keep their cats at home.