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[-] The_v@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Someone that doesn't know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago
[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Sure, when you've got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Given the number of deer that I have seen absolutely total a car/ semi, bounce down the road, stagger to their feet and bound into the forest, I don't think there needs to be a might in that sentence. Deer only weigh about 400 pounds, and they regularly live through car accidents. The cow is just gonna moo at you.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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