My great aunt was named Ute, I’ve never seen anyone else (in the US at least) with that name.

Aquaman is more closely related to fish than mollusks are. Read a book, Aquaman.

That was awesome, thanks for sharing!

Bigass subwoofer, blast Smack My Bitch Up, feel your soul exit your body.

Making people doubt the election’s integrity and fear potential violence for voting is probably the goal.

Tacky

Is onion sorrow something similar to crocodile tears?

Implied fact: a baby is capable of having a religion, despite its inability to comprehend the concept.

Fits the tone of that first chapter perfectly 😂

Me and my homies love BBBs (big beautiful burettes)

Russia is happy with any outcome that destabilizes the US. I’m sure they’d prefer for Trump to win, but the infighting only serves them. You better believe they’ll push the “Trump is unfit” narrative if he wins.

Not saying they’re wrong, just saying that we shouldn’t be taking Russia’s word for anything. They’re seizing an opportunity, not conveying reliable information about a candidate or demonstrating their own posture towards him. Propaganda isn’t news just because we like the message.