I didn't know they even made Destiny 1.

You know what a good game is? Super Mario Bros. It's a game about a New Jersy plummer who's out of work. Which is surprising because New Jersy is so full of shit.

So this Mario guy, he starts taking drugs in the 80s.......and has since descended into full blown hysteria and mental health issues.

And so you have to commit animal abuse by stomping on turtles, and other various animals. Then you get so high, you feel like you're jumping through the clouds. But it's ok, because Mario is the hero of the story....(Maybe).