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‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 months ago by tarsisurdi to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Was it ever not OK?

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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.

Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

CEO pay is 344 times the average worker's, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.

Sorry, I don't have a cutesy rhyme.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can't pay my rent.

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Could just round to "3 dollars"

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

We'll workshop it on the way to the office