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Was it ever not OK?

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[-] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago

Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.

Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 34 points 1 week ago

CEO pay is 344 times the average worker's, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.

Sorry, I don't have a cutesy rhyme.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can't pay my rent.

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 1 week ago

I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Could just round to "3 dollars"

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