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[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 125 points 1 month ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

Be sure to rinse your phone off when you are all finished

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Or eat it, like a limp biscuit.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

exactly. Lick it clean

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can't take it anymore. I'm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can't get a grip. We've all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don't accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to "thugposts" or "femboys" or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

Reddit has a tribute subreddit; maybe post the aftermath there?

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Cyanide and Happiness

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Hello fellow Cyanide and Happiness fans!

About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

Hope you enjoy and feel free to contribute to the community with art, media, cool stuff about the authors, tattoos, toys and anything else, as long it’s Cyanide and Happiness related!

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Fine print: All comics I post are freely available online. In no way am I claiming ownership, copyright or anything else. This is a not for profit community, we just want to enjoy our comics, thank you.

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