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What do you call a hippie's wife?
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Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?
1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy
Make them work for the punchline.
Wait...
Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??
Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?
Because if it's the latter, then you need to start your counting like:
1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy...