Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

It was a good attempt.

Here is a sad face...

Earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the super cluster in the middle of the galaxy. The galaxy is flying off into space being pulled on by other galaxies. The earth will never occupy the same expect space if you factor in all the movements. If you were holding the hand of your loved one and the two of you died withing a thenth of a second apart you would not be able to see them by the time difference at those speeds.

Though its all relative how you want to measure and what you want to measure.

I also know nothing about this game but you are exactly correct about it.

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Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.

Man, that is not my take on the lemmy community lol.

Harry potter always does the weirdest movies /s

Oh hello Cullman Alabama

This is why all servers should allow downvotes. Without it then garbage comments like this look like popular opinions.

(The article is also complete garbage)

Or a 70k job to watch garbage tv.