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fuck the tests (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Merging failing tests so everybody else has failing tests and wastes time figuring out why.

Nothing neutral here

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I haven’t played DnD in like 20 years. Is “Chaotic Dickhead” an alignment now?

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

That's basically just chaotic neutral

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's what the pipeline is for. It's not that hard to pinpoint the commit that lead to the errors.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I rebase my branch with main I do not expect any failing tests. If you waste my time merging shit code, fuck you. Fix your shit.

Unless prod is on fire and the CEO is prowling (even then, I'd argue standards should be maintained)

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

I don't say this is good practice, you shouldn't even be able to merge to main with failing tests. I've implemented an emergency flag to do this, but I don't want to use it in normal, daily business.