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[-] kaida@feddit.org 50 points 3 weeks ago

I finally found the real reason why I like java: I‘m german

[-] andnekon@programming.dev 14 points 3 weeks ago

I don't get why I don't like Rust then

[-] doughless@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

You will, comrade.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Do you like Russian, tho? Some Russians I've encountered did find it overcomplicated at times... Но в целом понимаю: мне норм заходит энглиш, а жабаскрипт вообще мимо

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

вообще мимо

Please help, я это не понимаю.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Basically translates to "despite me liking English, js is not my cup of tea". "Вообще мимо" can also be more literally translated as "a complete miss", but I'm not entirely sure if it's used that way

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah! That makes sense. I wasn't expecting мимо to act like a noun in this way. Большое спасибо.

[-] andnekon@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I think it's a beautiful and expressive language. I also do like Java, though.

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 10 points 3 weeks ago

I also love Java, especially all the goodies added in 17. I'm not German though... 🤔

[-] kaida@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe you‘d have fun learning german then ;)

[-] leisesprecher@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

You are now. Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Have you ever tried kotlin?

[-] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Swabian here. I like C#. Guess that fits.

[-] paw@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's the reason I'm deeply offended. I'm german too. 😉

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm also German, and our beautiful language being compared to java feels like an insult to me.

Strength in diversity, I guess

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