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First, abandon your spoon. You only need a fork and a tac-knife.
Second, kill and eat at least one of every species you come across, and rank how delicious it is.
Third, get in the box. You can think. In the box. You'll feel free. In the box. Everything is better... In the box.
Fourth, stock up on glowing mushrooms. They'll recharge your batteries.
You're pretty good!