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I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune (64.media.tumblr.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Rinna@lemm.ee to c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

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[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 32 points 11 months ago

meme with the guy from ancient aliens with bottom text saying relationships

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Ppl always say "fortune cookie" but no one calls it "meme cookie"

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

It could be a misfortune cookie

“fucked relationships.”

[-] Nusm@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

They obviously left out a word.

“relationships. amiright?”

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 22 points 11 months ago

…am I right, fellas?

[-] QubaXR@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Get out of my head. Came here to post pretty much the same words.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

As did I, fellow nerd.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

...in bed.

[-] Rinna@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

That's a tablecloth.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

No, at the end of the fortune you say "in bed"

It makes it middle school funny.

[-] Rinna@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I forgot about that lol

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

That’s deep.

[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 10 points 11 months ago

No, I think that's correctly printed.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

This means something. I can feel it in my bones.

[-] Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

You forgot to add "in bed," everyone knows that's how fortune cookies end.

[-] TheDourSalmon@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha

[-] Rinna@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Maybe we were destined to meet?

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

relationships.

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

Seems to work with the "in bed" tradition I guess.

Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like "What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?" or "When will I meet these friends next?" or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.