I'm sure everyone's fine with this
Yeah, Croatia, get landlocked.
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
308 points (93.8% liked)
Cartography Anarchy
1208 readers
119 users here now
A community for Cartographers with nothing left to lose.
Rules:
Don't be awful Lemmy Guidelines Still Apply.
No direct upload images This is hosted on Lemm.ee- to post images, you must use an image upload service like Imgur to post maps.
We are agents of chaos I've created this to be the alternative to the community I used to manage on the website that shalt not be named "mapporncirclejerk"
Live and let die Meme trends happen, so please don't message mods asking to take down maps that are repetitive to a bit.
Reposts Vs. Covers Not all reposts are evil- if someone posts something that has been done years ago, it serves to bring old memes to the new users. I call these meme covers. However it can be done in excess which makes it a repost and spam. Mods will determine if a post is a cover or a repost.
No impersonating mods I can't believe I had to make this rule.
No harassing mods on an appeal We can talk it out, and we will be acting in good faith when making decisions. If you disagree with a removal, you are free to message for clarification or to appeal by giving some added context.
Bans Bans will be set to a maximum of 365 days for humans, and a minimum of 365 years for bots. I believe people can change, so if you are banned for good reason, do know that it is not permanent, it is just a way to say "take time to grow and come back when you are ready".
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Europe colonized by Europe
I didn't move from Poland to Denmark for Poland to follow me here.
(In honesty, I'm kidding, I miss my country very much)
load more comments
(4 replies)
I think you just upset everyone in Europe 😂
Iceland is probably fine with it.
And maybe Ireland? Or it'll kick off The Troubles again
Nah we'll take this with both hands, just speeding up the timeline. I have always want to see Germany too and now its closer.
load more comments
(2 replies)
double whammy for turkey, half of istanbul is gone, and the rest of us aren't even included in europe.
The germans will not be pleased
The who?
ZE GERMANS
I've looked and looked, but I don't see who you're talking about.
Check SW England.
load more comments
(1 replies)
You guys need to click the link and read the names of the countries in detail.
I don't even know exactly why the placement is so funny. Germany. Poland. It's a good joke even without the details, but with the details it is truly wonderful.
Which link?
If you click the story title, you'll see a higher-res version of the same map as you see in the image. At least, that's how it is for me.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(1 replies)
If Europeans drew European borders
Um...
Portugal hasn't changed much.
Just rotated by 90 degrees.
damn, sweden got screwed in this one
Lookin good Ireland.
Why is Poland 2 squares wide. Unfair
RIP Italy and France
You gotta make space for Liechtenstein somehow.
(lol @ Vatican city and Poland)
Liechtenstein clearly getting the best deal here lmao.
The Vatican got Corsica. Tough luck.
Jesus Christ, what did you do to Iceland???
Pretty sure this is how you get a 'the troubles'
Swede here, excuse me!? Give it back!
Guess I live in Lichtenstein now.
All hail the king/prince or whatever
It worked for the USA map, this one not so much
Oh my God what are you doing step Lichtenstein, I hadn't notice how big you'd gotten.
Also, Serbia's in trouble
disgusting
This isn't organized at all
I am now Belgian... As a Norwegian we ended up with the northern wastelans. But at least Sweden really got fucked. Now if Denmark got just as fucked I could get behind this
Lol, I see Crete is not part of Greece or even Europe anymore
They drifted so far south that's its now part of Egypt(?)
I suggest relocating the Greeks to Iceland and the Icelanders to Greece.
Actual physical pain. 🫨😵💫
Will I have to move according to my nationality or change my nationality?
I love how Ireland is Ireland.
Ah I think this is a “metric” map of Europe. I thought Europeans were all about the metric system?!
Why is Romania almost twice the size of all the other countries?
Good ol' Polish Newcastle.
Forgot Cyprus and part of Greece
view more: next ›