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Neuralink Patient's Brain Caught Mining Crypto During Sleep (isglitch.com)

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Brain-Computer Interface Doubles as Unauthorized Digital Mining Rig

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[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

I hate the fact that I only immediately discounted this as satire because I know Neuralink isn't that far advanced.

[–] Phen 12 points 2 days ago

If it was just the title, I would've believed it.

[–] tupcakes@midwest.social 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There’s no way this can be real…please?

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

This community and the site is similar to The Onion. Purely satire.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

"I knew something was up when my dreams started featuring detailed technical analysis of crypto charts," said Rodriguez. "Also, my brain now automatically smashes the like button on every single Elon Musk tweet about cryptocurrency, even at 3 AM when I'm supposedly in REM sleep. Yesterday I woke up to discover I'd somehow given rocket emojis to 147 posts about Dogecoin."

$100% real, totes mcgoats.

By the way, I've been looking for someone interested in buying a bridge.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 2 points 2 days ago

For now !

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 days ago

The worst part is the coins went to the Neuralink wallet