the test says I'm INTP
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This is not a badpost but it is, in fact, a GOOD POST because it made me cringe so hard my stomach hurts 
I'm glad you like my posts, I'm starting to feel welcome here.
Which house/s are you in and who do you ship?
I think split houses are ok sometimes when I do the test it says I'm khmer rouge and other times a posadist so i put both in my profile
Remember in the books the sorting hat couldn't decide whether to put pol potter into NSDAP or Maga communism so its cannon
Tagline plz
After I read all the books I took the quiz and it first sorted me into Liberal/Fascist? which must be a good thing? because I consider myself pretty far left
Ah but did it sort you into Anarcho Bidenist, Brat girl Summerist, cuck chair starmerist or nordic social fascism
I was assigned blueskyanonist and have to destroy the seven horcruxonuts so Kamala can still win
Houses are bourgeois decadence anyway. Commie blocks or gtfo.
The only houses we support here are Golden Deer, Blue Lion and the Black Eagle. What is this Huffledore shit you're on about
The only house I recognize are the Black Eagles with Edelgard as their leader. We stan a historically progressive Empress 
But but but my Golden Deer liberals are all adorable smol beans, though 
You can poach them all and tell Claude to go do a color revolution somewhere else
Imagine starting a war because you're too shy to ask out your teacher crush
a house divided against itself cannot stand, so make sure you're sitting down
Split level houses are rather uncommon in Australia unlike North America, but in hilly areas, you do still see them, I rather like having an elevated bedroom and a below building basement/garage.
Slytheclaw is valid, just like Slythepuff is also valid. But if you're one of those Gryffinclaw or Slythedor freaks get out. They are NOT compatible houses. You have to be at least 50% fascist to even have Slytherin be an option to the Sorting Hat (JK Rowling confirmed this - please name one non fascist Slytherin oh wait you cannot because it is a theme of the house) so if you're gonna tell me you're also partly in the designated hero house you need to see the door.
Don't even get me started on the wand typing freaks - NO YOU CANNOT HAVE A WAND THAT IS A PEAR/YEW MIXTURE ONE OF THOSE WAND WOODS FUNDAMENTALLY CHOOSES GOOD-HEARTED WIZARDS AND THE OTHER IS THE WAND WOOD VOLDEMORT'S ORIGINAL WAND WAS MADE OUT OF AND IS NOTED FOR BEING GOOD AT CURSE MAGIC. GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR PEAR/YEW UNICORN HAIR DRAGON HEARTSTRING BULLSHIT THAT'S A FASCIST WAND
My wand has a swamp ash body, maple neck, and a rosewood cap for that extra twang when casting.