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[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

“K for knight, P for pterodactyl, G for gnome”

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

There's a World's Worst Alphabet Book that has those.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Hawaiian comedian Frank De Lima told a joke about a Filipino announcer saying somebody needed to move their car, license plate B for Bictory, L for Elephant, Q for Cucumberrrrrrr...

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm all about that NATO phonetic alphabet - which for some reason rubs certain people answering phones the wrong way.

Can't say I don't have a couple substitutions, though (Zebra instead of Zulu, Sam instead of Sierra, Frank instead of Foxtrot), but it's not like I'm working the radio of an aircraft or something.

[–] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Sam and Frank are quite similar

Unrecognisable letter - a - m or n, very similar - unrecognisable could be both (say when it's loud and you're talking)

Sierra and Foxtrot are very different and that's what matters

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Bam, Cam, Dam, Fam, Ham, Jam, Lam(b), Ma'am, Pam, Ram, W(h)am

Bank, Dank, Gank, Hank, Jank, Lank, Rank, Sank, Tank, Wank

Yeah.. not great options, those.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

Bam, Cam, Dam, Fam, Ham, Jam, Lam(b), Ma'am, Pam, Ram, W(h)am

Whoa, Black Betty!

Understood, but these were selected based on what seems to work for your average customer service person/office worker. The amount of times I've said 'Sierra' and got back C is too many.

Might re-think Frank over Foxtrot, though. That's more habit than anything else.

Agreed in other contexts these are not the best choices, and there's a reason they are not that in the NATO phonetic alphabet.

[–] lambda@programming.dev 10 points 13 hours ago

Easy. A is for apple B is for bapple C is for capple ...

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A few months ago I expended the effort and learned that goddamn alphabet. Guess what? Haven’t needed it since. All gone.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Count your blessings, sucks having to get on the phone and play the spelling game

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 14 points 14 hours ago

L for… um Lesbian? Was one of my favourites

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 13 hours ago

"O" as in "Oh my god it's Robert Loggia!"

[–] LittleTarsier@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

Literally always what I think of!

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Years ago I was on the phone with an airline agent and I had to read out my verification number. When I came to the letter V my brain short circuited and the only word I could think of was "vagina". I sat there in a panic for probably about 10 seconds going "uhhh... uhhh..." before I finally remembered the word "valentine".

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 17 hours ago

M as in Mancy?

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I love using animals when I do this.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How do you make the animals speak ?

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Text often leaves out subtle nuance. In this case, imagine op making a hand gesture something like shaking ketchup out of a bottle.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Pretty much exactly this.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 37 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I worked in a call centre about 10 years ago. one time some old, presumably white, old woman called in and when spelling her name included "N for N****r"

I was dumbfounded

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

We had those old alphabet books in school where N was "neger"

I believe the print date was around the 1950s. They were placed on bookshelves in classroms full of old books that i guess they never bothered to throw out.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] jabjoe@feddit.uk 1 points 11 hours ago

I've not seen Strongdor in a long time...

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The police rang my house once, and he told me where I could reach them, and spelled out his name. I started writing his name out, but by the fourth name, I was thinking wtf is going on. This guy was spelling out his name by using names for each letter. A for Alex, B for Bob.

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Was his name Abraham?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Love my copy of "P is for Pterodactyl". Great book, very uneducational.

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago
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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My Battlefield 3 crew would designate objectives on voice coms as, "Ango, Bango, Chango, and Django".

[–] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

Sounds a little.. unchained

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[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

O as in "Oh my god, it's Robert Loggia"

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

B as in, “By god, that’s Robert Loggia”

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 2 points 14 hours ago

E as in, "Egads, that's Robert Loggia"

[–] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I can remember one time:

"P for Potato",

"B for... err... i dunno, Botato?".

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Potato

Botato

Brother the explicit purpose of the phonetic alphabet is to make all of the letters audibly distinguishable by ensuring none of them rhyme

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 18 hours ago

Boh-tah-toe

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[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 112 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

P for Pterodactyl

S for Sea

W for Why

E for Eye

G for Gnu

J for Jalapeño

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 5 points 13 hours ago

G for Gnu

TIL English doesn't pronounce the G in gnu. Wild language.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

G as in gnome.

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