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[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 95 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Least cluttered Windows Desktop:

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pffff, if you don't attach to the grid you got way more space for files.

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Nice. It's girth will grow for each new file saved.

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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you sort this by penis? Internet Explorer needs to be at the tip or I won't be able to find it.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I absolutely do it the other way. Nothing is on my desktop except for the trash bin. There is a shortcut to the file explorer and browser pinned to the task bar. And that's it.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There is nothing at all on my desktop except for a text document created by my girlfriend saying that she loves me that she snuck on there when I wasn’t looking.

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[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

i don't even have icons enabled on my desktop. Now I don't have to feel stressed about cleaning it up

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, this is the way. Disable icons and recycle bin too.

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Microsoft: put it in OneDrive. We will use your content to train our AI models. No really this is fine.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also Microsoft: If you ever try to leave us we will delete all of your data on all of your devices. We might even do it at random just for fun…No, we won't warn you.

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[–] sepi@piefed.social 46 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Good god. Putting stuff in the desktop is a big yuck. Your desktop probably looks like your room.

[–] mlfh@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 week ago

The desktop is like the inbox of files, inbox-zero it and it's a tidy place to keep things in focus until they're sorted and filed away or deleted.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right. Why have an easy to locate area to quickly access temporary files, amiright?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yeah like a downloads folder

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If a cluttered desktop is a sign of a cluttered mind, what does an empty one signify?

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[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'd be happy if those apps were asking to save to Documents like in the screenshot. But alas, reality is much more cruel. They always want to save to some vague OneDrive location, and won't even show you the local file browser without extra steps.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

If yOU dOn'T uSe oNEdrIvE iT is IMpOssiBle to AuTO sAve! The technology just doesn't exist to save on a timer without involving the cloud!

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[–] Toribor@corndog.social 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Microsoft and application developers treat the Documents folder like a total dumping ground for whatever random nonsense they can dream up. No wonder people look elsewhere. Need to store user files? Documents. A database? Documents. Giant cache files? Documents. Config? Documents. Executables? Fuck it put those in Documents too.

Why would I ever store my real documents in a folder so littered with shit that I can never find anything? It's not like the search actually works.

Also as a Linux user myself and to head off any smugness, developers do the same thing with the home directory so users end up inventing weird ways to stay organized.

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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Saving to desktop is insane behaviour and the OP just told on herself.

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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I am the opposite and I absolutely hate it when I have to work on someone's laptop with cluttered desktop and folders. Mine only has a taskbar at bottom and clock widget at bottom right corner. All temporary files goes to downloads or to organised directories. What's the point of having a nice wallpaper if you can't enjoy it.

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Everything downloads to the desktop, that way it's in my face so I have to deal with it.

The clutter on the desktop annoys me into cleaning it up, but I'll ignore a downloads folder once I've grabbed whatever I just downloaded.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you are the first person i’ve know to also do this! it really does help

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I use downloads instead, it mainly functions as a temporary folder where anything unimportant can live and once it gets a scroll bar it all gets deleted. For the very rare things that are important I could then move them after.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I would expect nothing less from a filthy outlook user

[–] antimidas@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The cursed Linux alternative of this is usually putting things directly in the home folder – I used to do this until I got better. Desktop is simple to keep clean when you don't have one in your "desktop environment" by default.

Some people who've used MacOs before OSX dump everything to the root filesystem out of habit. It works just as poorly as a file management strategy as one might expect, albeit better than putting everything on the desktop. Not sure how often that happens but I've known multiple people to do that.

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[–] AlexCory21@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is a word document. Where should you save a word document?

In the documents folder. The documents folder.

That's right! You save it to the desktop!

no... No please...

What about this picture file? Where would you save a picture file?

In the pictures folder. Cmon...

That's right! You save it to the desktop!

oh god why....

I just downloaded this file... Where should I save it?

The... The downloads folder?

That's right! You save it to the desktop!

: '-(


For those that don't know... This is a reference to this video. https://youtu.be/cUbIkNUFs-4

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

People who save files on the desktop deserve to use Windows.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I love GNOME for this. No desktop icons. Windows/super key, type the first letter or two, boom. It's so pretty.

My phone on the other hand? The first screen is nicely arranged. The second screen is just a chronological list of the apps I've downloaded, because they automatically go to desktop, and they'll clutter up my home screen if I don't have a separate sacrificial screen for them

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[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These days, replace "Documents" and "Downloads" with "the root folder of OneDrive".

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[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is some Window level joke. BTW, I put my configs in home directory.

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think she means OneDrive.

Its a black hole. You just drop files in there and never open them again.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Id just like to add that whoever started sending game files to the hidden part of documents should be shot. How hard is it to just make a Games folder and a Games Save folder?

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[–] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

On Android it's similar... On some apps(all?) you can't save to the downloads folder. Like WTF? Downloads is where temp stuff goes you damn green buffoon!

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